How to give yourself a bj - ClemsonTALK

humicroav · 07-16-2004

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http://www.forbiddencompounds.com/htsyoc.html
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While looking for an image for my last post in the personals, I found this.

I knew some guys here would be interested.

ZeroNine7 · 07-16-2004

spreadthephish · 07-16-2004

i heard that you can get a few ribs removed to do that too....lot easier than learning how to stretch

Wyzaard · 07-16-2004

Just out of curiousity... who here believes this is 'perverse'? If so, how do you distinguish this from other forms of masterbation?

*Kawen* · 07-16-2004

Yes...b/c it is unnatural. But I'd be impressed if I ever saw a guy who could do it. haha.

ZeroNine7 · 07-16-2004

perverse...no.

but it definitely gets a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

m3thos · 07-16-2004

In the words of Will Ferrel.

"You masturbate with your own hand, does that make you gay? No..."

humicroav · 07-18-2004

Quote:

Originally posted by spreadthephish
i heard that you can get a few ribs removed to do that too....lot easier than learning how to stretch

You probably heard that Marilyn Manson had that done, right?

I think ribs can grow back. I'm not sure, though. I'm sure someone can tell me how wrong I am.

SyphillisTown · 07-18-2004

I dont think thats really any more perverse than masturbation. The principle doesnt change.

forceflow2 · 07-18-2004

Quote:

Originally posted by humicroav

I think ribs can grow back. I'm not sure, though. I'm sure someone can tell me how wrong I am.

After having them fully removed? I think the odds of that might be a little low

Jeff The Great · 07-18-2004

Humicroav, I think you should try. Tell us how it works out. I know a good surgeon who can keep a secret.

Tigerin831 · 07-18-2004

I have been told that if a guy could give himself a bj it would be amazing and that he would do it all the time. However, it seems like it would be really uncomfortable. I know the "directions" said to stretch, but even if you did that day after day, holding that position would be hard. Holding it longer than 2 minutes seems like it would get painful. Although if a guy gives himself a bj, would it take a shorter amount of time for him to finish than when recieving from someone else? Basically I think it would be more pain than it's worth. BUT...I am a girl, so I might not know what I am talking about.

humicroav · 07-18-2004

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff The Great
Humicroav, I think you should try. Tell us how it works out. I know a good surgeon who can keep a secret.

Hell no! I don't have a problem getting/keeping girlfriends to do that stuff for me.

m3thos · 07-19-2004

I can't even get close

Catmando · 07-19-2004

I think this is a job best left to the women.

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07-16-2004	#2
ZeroNine7 One of the Regulars Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: watching...

07-16-2004	#3
spreadthephish has stopped caring. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: CC N3F	i heard that you can get a few ribs removed to do that too....lot easier than learning how to stretch

07-16-2004	#4
Wyzaard CT Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2003	Just out of curiousity... who here believes this is 'perverse'? If so, how do you distinguish this from other forms of masterbation?

07-16-2004	#5
Kawen Dr. Mrs. Biocide Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Charleston	Yes...b/c it is unnatural. But I'd be impressed if I ever saw a guy who could do it. haha.

07-16-2004	#7
m3thos ClemsonTALK GOD Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Barreling down the tracks	In the words of Will Ferrel. "You masturbate with your own hand, does that make you gay? No..."

07-18-2004	#9
SyphillisTown One of the Regulars Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Clemson House 320	I dont think thats really any more perverse than masturbation. The principle doesnt change.

07-18-2004	#11
Jeff The Great One of the Regulars Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Germantown, MD	Humicroav, I think you should try. Tell us how it works out. I know a good surgeon who can keep a secret.

07-18-2004	#12
Tigerin831 I want respect, too. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hotlanta	I have been told that if a guy could give himself a bj it would be amazing and that he would do it all the time. However, it seems like it would be really uncomfortable. I know the "directions" said to stretch, but even if you did that day after day, holding that position would be hard. Holding it longer than 2 minutes seems like it would get painful. Although if a guy gives himself a bj, would it take a shorter amount of time for him to finish than when recieving from someone else? Basically I think it would be more pain than it's worth. BUT...I am a girl, so I might not know what I am talking about.

07-19-2004	#14
m3thos ClemsonTALK GOD Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Barreling down the tracks	I can't even get close

07-19-2004	#15
Catmando I want respect, too. Join Date: Nov 2002	I think this is a job best left to the women.

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