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Old 07-16-2004   #1
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How to give yourself a bj

NSFW!
http://www.forbiddencompounds.com/htsyoc.html
NSFW!

While looking for an image for my last post in the personals, I found this.

I knew some guys here would be interested.
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i heard that you can get a few ribs removed to do that too....lot easier than learning how to stretch
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Just out of curiousity... who here believes this is 'perverse'? If so, how do you distinguish this from other forms of masterbation?
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Yes...b/c it is unnatural. But I'd be impressed if I ever saw a guy who could do it. haha.
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perverse...no.

but it definitely gets a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
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In the words of Will Ferrel.

"You masturbate with your own hand, does that make you gay? No..."
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i heard that you can get a few ribs removed to do that too....lot easier than learning how to stretch


You probably heard that Marilyn Manson had that done, right?

I think ribs can grow back. I'm not sure, though. I'm sure someone can tell me how wrong I am.
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I dont think thats really any more perverse than masturbation. The principle doesnt change.
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I think ribs can grow back. I'm not sure, though. I'm sure someone can tell me how wrong I am.

After having them fully removed? I think the odds of that might be a little low
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Humicroav, I think you should try. Tell us how it works out. I know a good surgeon who can keep a secret.
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I have been told that if a guy could give himself a bj it would be amazing and that he would do it all the time. However, it seems like it would be really uncomfortable. I know the "directions" said to stretch, but even if you did that day after day, holding that position would be hard. Holding it longer than 2 minutes seems like it would get painful. Although if a guy gives himself a bj, would it take a shorter amount of time for him to finish than when recieving from someone else? Basically I think it would be more pain than it's worth. BUT...I am a girl, so I might not know what I am talking about.
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Humicroav, I think you should try. Tell us how it works out. I know a good surgeon who can keep a secret.


Hell no! I don't have a problem getting/keeping girlfriends to do that stuff for me.
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