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Old 05-27-2007   #1
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Fuck it, I'm gonna read War and Peace.
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In the first case it was necessary to renounce the consciousness of an unreal mobility in space and to recognize a motion we did not feel; in the present case it is similarly necessary to renounce a freedom that does not exist, and to recognize a dependence of which we are not conscious.

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Old 05-27-2007   #3
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Old 05-27-2007   #4
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Old 05-27-2007   #6
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levine is about not to have a mouth - and I mean it! I'll rip it off!levine is about not to have a mouth - and I mean it! I'll rip it off!levine is about not to have a mouth - and I mean it! I'll rip it off!levine is about not to have a mouth - and I mean it! I'll rip it off!levine is about not to have a mouth - and I mean it! I'll rip it off!levine is about not to have a mouth - and I mean it! I'll rip it off!levine is about not to have a mouth - and I mean it! I'll rip it off!levine is about not to have a mouth - and I mean it! I'll rip it off!levine is about not to have a mouth - and I mean it! I'll rip it off!levine is about not to have a mouth - and I mean it! I'll rip it off!
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In the first case it was necessary to renounce the consciousness of an unreal mobility in space and to recognize a motion we did not feel; in the present case it is similarly necessary to renounce a freedom that does not exist, and to recognize a dependence of which we are not conscious.

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Old 05-27-2007   #7
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I'll let you know how it ends.

<- will keep his fingers crossed that peace wins.
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Old 05-27-2007   #8
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Here's how it ends, for all of those waiting in suspense.

Pierre get back together with Natasha while the Russians rebuild Moscow, after having kicked Napoleon's cheese-loving ass.
Elena dies while Napoleon was invading Russia.
Pierre marries Natasha.
Pierre and Natasha adopt Prince Andrei's son.
Nikolai gets released from his oath to Sonya, and marries Maria Bolkonskaya but provides for Sonya for the rest of her life.
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Old 05-28-2007   #9
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Read it in Russian.
я когда-нибудь прочитаю "войну и мир" по-русски.

edit: в советском руссии книга тебя читает!
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Old 05-28-2007   #10
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я когда-нибудь прочитаю "войну и мир" по-русски.

edit: в советском руссие книга тебя читает!

Good god that will take forever.

edit: somehow not as funny actually in russian. Fake accents in english are always better.
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Good god that will take forever.

edit: somehow not as funny actually in russian. Fake accents in english are always better.
I would break seventeen babelfishes.
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Old 05-28-2007   #13
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edit: somehow not as funny actually in russian. Fake accents in english are always better.
yeah you're right, Smirnoff would just be Russian, not a wacky Russian immigrant who tells us how it was in Soviet Russia.

edit: в советском руссии шутка тебя делает!
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OK, you russian-speaking dudes are now required to translate in invisible white letters so we non-russian speakers can get it.
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Yea i read the first 300 pages and then was like "Fuck this".

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